MODS AND ROCKERS

Some time ago I worked in a small shop on the world renowned Carnaby Street. One day, as I was minding my own business, cleaning shelves and hoovering dust bunnies, I was harassed into starring in a short film about 'Mods and Rockers' for Nylon TV.

Now, not being either a Mod or a Rocker, my answers were somewhat brief and lacking in depth. Comments appeared on the Nylon website calling me a 'penis'. But you know what, I wasn't upset because after watching it myself, I realised, yes, indeed I was a prick. But we live and learn. Happy watching.

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